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    SANTA: "I Love U" Means Kya Hota Hai?
    GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Karti Hun
    SANTA: Le 1 Question Kya Pucha,
    Tu To Mujse Pyar Kar Baithi "Pagli"

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    Lady doctor: Tum roz subha clinic k bahar khada ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoortay ho?
    Sardar: aap hi ne to bahar likha hai, AURTON ko dekh ne ka waqt 9am to 11am.

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    AwesoMe ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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    [COLOR=black][FONT=serif][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4]Girl
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    Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyun Diya.
    Banta:Wo Characterless Thi
    Santa: Kaise?
    Banta: Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.
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    Ek Pathan bahut der se ek Haseen Larki ko Ghoor raha tha .
    Larki: Kya dekh rahe ho? . . . .

    Pathan: Main soch raha tha k agar tum hamari AMMi hoti to main b KHOBSURAT hota.
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    pathan ante????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~చిన్ని~ View Post
    Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyun Diya.
    Banta:Wo Characterless Thi
    Santa: Kaise?
    Banta: Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.
    edey mari ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by nirathya View Post
    pathan ante????
    pakistan lo oka jaati, mana ki raajput, sardar laaga
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~చిన్ని~ View Post
    pakistan lo oka jaati, mana ki raajput, sardar laaga
    Afghanistan lo kuda !
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    enti annai anni DUbai sms la?
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    Quote Originally Posted by girimani116 View Post
    enti annai anni DUbai sms la?
    em India vi ayte gaani navvu raada !
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~చిన్ని~ View Post
    em India vi ayte gaani navvu raada !
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